by Peter Schwartz
First, ask mommy and daddy if it's OK to play with your older brother's $25,000 Buchla System (which they paid for, so you don't have to ask your brother, who would probably say "no" anyway and tell you to go play in traffic). If your parents give you permission then we can get started right away! But make sure to wash your hands after playing with his synthesizer, though, because if there's any THC residue on the knobs it'll stunt your growth.
Now, starting with a pulse wave oscillator...
So, how'm I doin' so far?
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